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Keyboard Basics - Videos

Posted by reidgreven on June 8, 2008

WARNING: These are 4 of the most boring videos ever!

These are not for the mere mortals - they are for keyboard players

I put together a few short videos discussing navigation sounds for live performance, as well as an overview of B3 organ basics and how to effectively use it in modern rock and worship.

They’re pretty elementary, but at least the B3 stuff is info that I would have liked to have known when I was starting out.

Let me know what you think…


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Hammond B3 - Basics

Roland X8 - Storing Favorites for Live Performance


Korg Triton - Navigation Sounds for Live Performance


See! I told you they were boring…

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Woozy…

Posted by reidgreven on May 12, 2008

I hate May. It is, by far, my worst allergy month.

I can go 3/4 of the year without even a Kleenex. April requires a Claritin each day.

But come the 2nd week of May, and I’m toast.

Only after having 2 Claritin, 2 Benadryl and a Zyrtek in my system has my sneezing stopped and my nose dried up.

But dude, I am WOOZY….

Is it nap time yet?

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Assumptions…

Posted by reidgreven on May 3, 2008

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Hybrid car…

Animal license plates

Obama sticker…

Man, I’m having a tough time guessing this person’s political views…

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DRIVE: Eve of Rehearsals…

Posted by reidgreven on April 30, 2008

Today, around 5 PM, after what has seemed like an eternity in preparation and endless hours of staring at Pro Tools, and after getting stuff together for tonight’s Sunday AM rehearsal, I finally felt like I was ready for official DRIVE rehearsals to begin tomorrow.

Then I realized I haven’t actually physically practiced 4 of the special songs.

Crap.

I’ve spent countless hours making sure that everything else is ready, but I’m having that dream where I show up to school with no pants on…

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Guess what I’m cramming in tomorrow morning!!

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Jennie’s a Stealer!!

Posted by reidgreven on April 23, 2008

So Jennie totally stole my blog idea for today!

So check here…

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Baby Name

Posted by reidgreven on April 21, 2008

I just overheard a co-worker talking on the phone…

“What? You had a baby boy???”

“What did you name it?”

“Spell it.”

“And what’s that mean?”

“well then…”

Sounds like that lil’ tyke’s in for some abuse on the playground…

I’m just sayin’…

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Too nice to blog!

Posted by reidgreven on April 19, 2008

It is officially too nice outside to blog. BUT, Cooper’s napping and I’m working on DRIVE CONFERENCE Stuff, so what’s 5 minutes away from that, eh?

And so, I present to you the worst picture possibly taken of 4 of my great friends and great musicians.

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Nope, don’t adjust the “hue” on your monitor - the picture’s just that bad.

Apparently…..Ashley’s both bo(red) AND angry, Todd’s feeling sassy, Steve’s not so sure of Pat’s hat, Pat thinks he’s Ray Stevens, and I’m Superman.

See! Told you it was bad!

What picture are YOU not-so proud of?

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Flava Flav’s Mom at Gap

Posted by reidgreven on April 16, 2008

I was at the Gap Outlet near our house this past weekend, and apparently Flava Flav’s mom was in line before me…

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Flava Flaaaaaaaaaav !!!!!

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Who shops at YOUR mall?

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Definition of Creativity

Posted by reidgreven on April 11, 2008

We’ve just started studying what appears to be a great book: Made To Stick

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I’ll probably have some random comments about this book over the next few weeks…

The first one is on the topic of CREATIVITY. I’m not going to tell you what the book says (you’ll have to actually read it…), but it lead us to a conversation on how the term and idea of creativity seems to have obtained a narrow definition, and is used primarily to describe right-brained, artsy-fartsy painters, musicians and writers. You know - the folks that can barely bathe themselves because their head is off in la-la land….

I threw out the following comments - I’m still not sure if I even totally agree with what I said, but let me know what you think…

Everyone is given an equal dose of “Creativity”. However it presents itself in different forms, depending on how their brain is wired.

For some, it is abstract paintings or creating music, but for others, it’s finding a way to put a man on the moon, or how to deliver fresh water to the Roman Empire, or how to bust all those myths on Mythbusters.

I gave the example of how Micah and his production guys created our incredible control room and it’s brain (a big room with lots and lots of wires and racks and racks of very expensive equipment - how’s that for technical jargon!).

And each week they continue to find new, creative ways to overcome the obstacles we face in synching the East and West Auditoriums, as well as exporting our content to our campuses and strategic partners.

Ain’t no painters or songwriters figuring THAT one out!!!

Brad mentioned the idea of “creativity is problem solving: finding new ways to accomplish something“.

I loved that!

So how’s this for a summary:

How we define Creativity is based on how we view someone else’s natural thought processes when compared to our own.

What do YOU think?

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Allergies…

Posted by reidgreven on April 10, 2008

… suck.

Today begins my annual “two-months-of-hell”.

Dear God, shoot me now.

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Who stole the heathens from Hollywood?

Posted by reidgreven on April 9, 2008

Apparently either the heathens are missing from Hollywood, or someone slipped something into my water, ’cause I (and 8 Gajillion other people) just witnessed something remarkable.

Yeah, I’m talking about American Idol wrapping up the big “Idol Gives Back” spectacular with a version of Darlene Zschech’s Shout To The Lord .

Yep - the worship chorus. Isn’t that amazing?

Now, mind you, it was a dated mid-1990’s rendition that would make the Integrity’s Hosanna Singers proud, but it was an actual worship song, nonetheless.

Now if I find out that Darlene Zschech and Don Moen are producers on Idol, I’ll crap my pants. For real.

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Could YOU believe that they did that song???

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Battlefield American Idol

Posted by reidgreven on April 9, 2008

I’ve been noticing this since we first saw Jason Castro on American Idol this season.

He looks like John Travolta in the movie Battlefield Earth.

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I’m just sayin’…….

Don’t YOU agree?

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Productivity - the Curse!

Posted by reidgreven on April 7, 2008

It’s Spring Break - the office was quieter than usual, which was good, ’cause I had a TON of work to do. And so it started after our Monday AM evaluation meeting (where we pick away at each element of the service, leaving nothing but a bloody carcass…).

And then, 8 straight hours - including lunch at my desk - of working on one of these:

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It started innocent enough. But between DRIVE preparations, Sunday preparations, North Point Music issues, ordering computer parts, signing check requests and booking the next 9 weeks (that’s 18 stages - ’cause we’ve got 2!) of Worship Leaders and bands on Planning Center - I’m spent.

So here’s my day in pictures….

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And then construction on GA-400 made the commute home feel a lot like this:

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But now I’m home, getting ready to watch a movie with Jennie. So that’s good!

How’s YOUR Spring Break so far?

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Ted Turner wants to eat you for dinner

Posted by reidgreven on April 3, 2008

So this was in our local paper today…

Click here for the whole article.

Ted Turner: Global warming could lead to cannibalism


Billionaire environmentalist says world has too many people


The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Published on: 04/03/08

Failure to address global warming will have us all dead or eating each other by mid-century.

So says Ted Turner, the restaurateur, environmentalist and former media mogul whose controversial comments have earned him the nickname “Mouth of the South.”


If steps aren’t taken to stem global warming, “We’ll be eight degrees hotter in 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow,” Turner said during a wide-ranging, hour-long interview with PBS’s Charlie Rose that aired Tuesday.

“Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals,” said Turner, 69. “Civilization will have broken down. The few people left will be living in a failed state — like Somalia or Sudan — and living conditions will be intolerable.”

One way to combat global warming, Turner said, is to stabilize the population.

“We’re too many people; that’s why we have global warming,” he said. “Too many people are using too much stuff.”




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LOOK! They already ate part of the page! AHHHHHH!!!!!


They were bankers and venture capitalists and cable network owners - they’re the hungriest!!!!



AHHHHHHH!!! NO - Not the A1 sauce and a big torch!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!


I’d much rather be served slowly roasted over a medium flame with a peppercorn crust, with a reduction sauce and a mixture of fresh, steamed vegetables, a small caesar salad and an Australian Shiraz. Or Diet Coke.




What would YOU taste like?



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Atlanta Braves are BACK!

Posted by reidgreven on March 31, 2008

Dear Lord,

We thank you for your mercies. Please bestow your favor on the following gentlemen of the Atlanta Braves over the next 161 games, specifically those against other teams in the National League East.

May they stretch well in warmups, as to help avoid injury.

May they swing well, as to drive in many runs - specifically more runs than their opponents.

May they throw many strikes, as to get many opposing batters out, and to save fatigue.

May they catch many balls, as to prevent the opposition from scoring and/or driving in runs.

May they assume a quick, comfortable lead, as to prevent stress as a team, and to save my fingernails from being bitten down to the nub.

We pray these in Your holy name,

Amen.

Active Roster
Pitchers B/T Ht Wt DOB
46 Manny Acosta R/R 6-4 170 05/01/81
30 Jeff Bennett R/R 6-3 200 06/10/80
56 Blaine Boyer R/R 6-3 215 07/11/81
47 Tom Glavine L/L 6-0 205 03/25/66
32 Mike Hampton R/L 5-10 195 09/09/72
15 Tim Hudson R/R 6-1 170 07/14/75
49 Jair Jurrjens R/R 6-1 200 01/29/86
58 Peter Moylan R/R 6-2 200 12/02/78
13 Will Ohman L/L 6-2 210 08/13/77
48 Chris Resop R/R 6-3 215 11/04/82
34 Royce Ring L/L 6-0 220 12/21/80
39 Rafael Soriano R/R 6-1 220 12/19/79
Catchers B/T Ht Wt DOB
16 Brian McCann L/R 6-3 230 02/20/84
27 Corky Miller R/R 6-1 245 03/18/76
5 Brayan Pena S/R 5-11 210 01/07/82
Infielders B/T Ht Wt DOB
19 Yunel Escobar R/R 6-2 200 11/02/82
8 Ruben Gotay S/R 5-11 190 12/25/82
2 Kelly Johnson L/R 6-1 205 02/22/82
10 Chipper Jones S/R 6-4 210 04/24/72
14 Martin Prado R/R 6-1 190 10/27/83
24 Mark Teixeira S/R 6-3 220 04/11/80
Outfielders B/T Ht Wt DOB
18 Gregor Blanco L/L 5-11 170 12/12/83
23 Matt Diaz R/R 6-1 215 03/03/78
7 Jeff Francoeur R/R 6-4 220 01/08/84
11 Mark Kotsay L/L 6-0 205 12/02/75


Who’s YOUR favorite Brave?

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