Frosty, corrected…

The brisk weather has kept Ella in a wint’ry mood. Today she’s been singing “Frosty The Snowman,” but wit some, shall we say, alternative lyrics, of which I’ve been trying to correct…

Example 1:

“Frosty the Snowman was a happy, jolly snow…”

I started with a gentle correction, but am now yelling “SOUL!!” across the house…

Example 2:

“With a corn cob pipe and a butt and nose…”

Well how can you correct that? I mean she’s anatomically correct, isn’t she???

Turns out there’s a web site dedicated to the phenomenon of misheard lyrics: www.kissthisguy.com

My personal faves are…

Bon Jovi: Living On A Prayer

The real lyrics were:
It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not.

But I misheard them as:
It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not.

Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising

The real lyrics were:
There’s a bad moon on the rise

But I misheard them as:
There’s a bathroom on the right

National Anthems: Oh Canada

Hear more from National Anthems: The National Anthems

The real lyrics were:
Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee…

But I misheard them as:
Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze…

Yeah, well for that last song, BOTH are true!!! How else can you see over those snowdrifts?

What have YOU misheard?

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