Alrighty kids – I just got back in town from a wild weekend in rural south Texas (or as we saw on one sign: “Texes”).
So while I regroup (and recover), you musicians out there will enjoy this little offering…
(Click on the link below to download the file and get a better view)
My personal favorite is “remove cattle from stage”. See, that’s classy. Most hack composers would just let them wander around until the end of the piece.